ATTENTION HUMANS: Have you ever taken your dog outside to poop and envied the simplicity of your dog’s discharge system? Dogs do not have to wipe, do not have to cleanse, they poop and run. In this busy world who has time to sit on the toilet, wait for discharge, wipe, clean and perhaps repeat? Would you rather walk, drop them, go, bag it, and continue on with your day? You will exercise more! You will save time! What is not to like? That is why I am here to off to you for a limited time, the Dog Anus for Humans! Here is how it works: You buy one of Dr. Pocket’s patented Dog Anuses for a one-time payment of 350,000 kibbles or twelve easy payments of 100,000 kibbles. You go to one of our certified proctologists. He removes whatever you have up in there which I don’t want to talk about or even thinking about and he inserts a dog anus. You never have to wipe again, and that is our guarantee. But wait: Th