Our house is filled with bald floors. They do have their value. They are nice to lie on when I am overheated. When I run and come to a stop, I slide which is fun. But I prefer rugs. We have a nice rug in our office but we rarely use the room and the door is always shut. When I follow a human into the office and lie on my back and rub it on the rug. Boy does that feel good. Once the door is closed the rug party ends and we are stuck with just the mat by the front door, and, if someone goes in the bedroom, the small rug by the entryway But that rug is not to play on, that rug is to provide relief. Let me explain to you about being a dog. You all think that when we poop we don’t have to wipe because we have anal glands, and that is true, but what you don’t know it unless you have a very clean poop ejaculation, those glands itch #AF. You, humans, know that itch. You leave remnants back there and you get itchy you sneak in the bathroom, wipe yourself, pour some water in the
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