Before I became a judge, while I was on the mortal side of the River of Life, I was known as the best dog attorney in seven counties. My instinct to protect innocent dogs accused of crimes will be never be abated. This is why I find Dog Shaming websites abhorrent. Parents act as prosecutor, judge, and jury: They find their dogs guilty and publicly shame them. I am here do defend them. Here is my first client: Apparently, there was poop on the bed. With no DNA testing, it is impossible to determine who pooped. Of course, the Mom said the dog did it. She would not want to admit she pooped on the bed. The proof is in the note. “Then I tucked it in.” How does a dog tuck in poop? Dogs don’t make beds. Dogs unmake beds. Also, the dog is “Not Sorry.” We dogs are always sorry even if we did nothing wrong, except if we are falsely accused. Finally, the dog has a treat bone. What human gives their dog a treat bone after pooping on the bed. Obviously, we must find this
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