FRIDAY FILL-INS

 

It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals.

Have you ever noticed IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE A BAD PICTURE OF ME. YOU COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD GO AWW.

Would you choose EATING THOSE LITTLE BLACK BALLS IN BLUE BUFFALO FOOD? or NOT?THEY TASTE LIKE POOP, AND I LIKE POOP, BUT THIS IS HARD WEEK OLD POOP 

Do you think its possible FOR MY DAD TO WATCH THE RED SOX WITHOUT SWEARING. FOR FOUR YEARS I THOUGHT JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH AND THE CAMEL WAS THEIR INFIELD. 

What MODEL CAR  would you recommend TO USE IF A DOG WAS GOING TO KNOCK OFF A SNAUSAGE WARE HOUSE. 

Poetry Thursday

   

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Jonce again Angel Sammys and and Teddys Pawetatonc have challenged us to write a poem about the picture 

Al Horwitz worked pr for the stars

His top client was Snowy who was lately subpar

Snowy could never drive past a bar

And then Snowy would get in his car

Snowy was the world's most famous polar bear

Who said when coke and Pepsi you compare

You will surely become aware

That coke wins fair and square

Al also served as Snowy’s booker

But Al could not find an insurer

Since Snowy mistook a nun for a hooker

Took her to his room, covered her with then licked off powdered sugar

One night was the final straw

When drunk he made a driver from the seat withdraw

And tried to control a small luge with his giant paw

And ran down four members of the skiing family McGraw

The Coke people immediately fired him

And his future work looked grim

He had to pay a fortune to the victim

He lost his car, his boat and the house with the gym

But Al never lost hope

He sent Snowy to rehab so he could cope

He would not let the big white bear mope

And to casting agents he spoke

Then Al called with something he thought would make Snowy happy. 

He got Snowy a commercial with a jingle that was snappy

But Snowy was sad because the product he was endorsing was just nasty

And from this day on he would have to drink fracking Pepsi

Best This Caption

 Just like the Amish have rumspringer for kids to have fun before entering the Amish lifestyle dogs are often given the car keys so they can have a fun night before neutering

Monday Question

 Is there a song with your name in it, or another song your parents sing to you?

Ruby’s Answer - my Mom likes to sing Ruby Tuesday to me while my dad changes the Clash song Rudie Can’t Fail to Ruby Can’t Fail

Ruby’s Sunday Funnies

  

A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I’m beautiful,’ which tense is it?”

Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”

Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while.

"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

 

Friday Fill-Ins

 

It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals.

• If I had to choose a fictional world to live in it would be THIS ONE.
• A BOOK ON PUPPIES FOR IDIOTS CHANGED MY LIFE is a book or movie that changed my life BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY, THEN I ATE, AND I WAS NO LONGER HUNGRY. 
• As a kid, I gave my BIRTH MOTHER the name TEETS FOR TWO BECAUSE IT WAS WHERE ME AND MY SISTER MET FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING.
• If I had a parrot I would  teach it to say COMMON MAGA PHRASES SO THEY WOULD REALIZE MY BARKING IS NOT AS ANNOYING AS THEY THINK.

Poetry Thursday

   

Jonce again Angel Sammys and and Teddys Pawetatonc have challenged us to write a poem about the picture 

Sally thought she needed to give her sister a verbal push

Her sister Sue thought she should hush

But Sally thought Sue should rush

And trim her overgrown bush

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Sue surely had her own ways

Some called it a faze

Others thought it was a craze

But Sue continued to let her bush grow for days

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Finally Sally sat down and told Sue to mow the lawn around her bits

Because if it grew more no one would be able to find and eat her grits

Navigating her undercarriage was like wading through a tar pit

And Sally didn’t want people to think her sister's fofu was unfit

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Sue said since she stopped trimming her bajango she had never felt so free

Even if she had to blow dry her yoni each time she had to pee

And Sally began to think she should grow out her big tree

And soon Sally’s vajayjay had a goatee

5

Their doctors warned them it was unhealthy not to tend to their bean

And took pictures of their cookies because no one would believe what they had seen

But soon the girls’ sunny disposition was turning mean

And the doctors said their unruly twats were making them into evil queens

6

The sisters tried to trim their overgrown penis fly traps

But each effort turned up craps

To get to their beavers groomers needed a map

But the muff took over as their will did sap

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 Now the sisters walk the earth reduced to nothing but their Minnie’s

Walking the earth be it rain or sunny.

In times neither sad or funny

Two tortured girls taken over by their coochies.