It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in blue
I tend to forget where my pee pad is. Or I should say, I tend to “forget” where my pee pad is. Does forget and not care mean the same thing?
I spend my 4th of July trying to fart near an open propane flame so I can send up a spark, turn to the people, and say, now there is a firework Ya humps.
I was a fan of bestiality before it became popular.
I see a suspension from Blogger in my future.
He had given his job his best
Playing fetch, zooming, and running with his dad had made him stressed
His work was playing, and his dad put him to the test
George was finally falling to sleep.
When he heard the sound of the keys from the Jeep.
And George arose from his bed with promises to keep
Dad sat in the car, hitting the horn, going beep beep beep.
George and Dad returned from a six-hour ride.
What george really wanted was someplace to hide.
He thought he could have cried
When his dad shouted, "Let's play frisbee outside.”
When they got back home, a nap was what George was wishing
But his dad said, "Let us do some midnight fishing."
When George was nodding off on the riverbank, his dad did some playful splashing and splishing.
And George was angry when he laid down in the wet spot because he had not noticed his dad pissing.
When they got home, it was almost dawn,
And hs dad said there was no reason to get up this close to morn
Then with a big yawn,
he told George that a breakfast was what they had to put on
And now the kids were awake.
Running too and fro like an earthquake
Giving George a cluster headache
And making him wonder how much more he could take.
Finally, George lay down for a nap,
then he woke up with his mouth agap
His dad had gone to work behind George’s back,
and now he was all alone. What is up with that?
Bob was shocked to see what his daughter Maxine was doing on the internet for Temptations
With Americas 250th upon us and the World Cup on going I wanted to learn more about your parents. What countries did their ancestors live before coming to the USA and are they rooting for these countries in the World Cup?
My Mom’s family came from Ireland and Portugal. My Dad’s from England and Portugal. Mom is not interested in soccer. Daddy is rooting for England and the US.
There's a boat sinking out at sea with men, women and children on it, along with a minister, a rabbi, and a priest.
The minister said, "Oh my god, will somebody think of the children."
The rabbi said, "f ck the children."
The priest said, "Do we have time?"
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday.
The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than I am." The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90.
It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in blue
My summer bucket list includes eating, snacking, sleeping, napping, scratching, itching, howling, barking—I pretty much had it all covered by noon time on Sunday.
Last summer was one of best summers I ever had. I have only had five of them. They all sort of run together.
I am getting ready for the long hot summer by shedding as much fur as I can all over the house and especially on the blue comforter :on the bed, which is now ruby red.
Listening to the toilet flush immediately makes me want to pee.
It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in blue I tend to forget where my pee pad is. Or I should say, I tend to “forget” where my pe...
