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 Believe me mom this isn’t the weird part. Daddy has the baby on a leash trying to get it to poop in the snow

Monday Question

 

When I went to sleep Sunday night it was lightly snowing and eight hours later, when I woke up, there was more than two feet of snow on the ground.

It was such a bad storm the house plants were drooping like they were ducking a punch.

Of course, I did not go outside.

I do not do manual labor like shoveling and I do not walk in the snow like an animal.

What is the most extreme weather you have experienced?

Ruby’s Sunday Funnies

 

Friday Fill-Ins

 

It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals

My Zodiac Sign is IF YOUR MOON IS IN MY HOUSE COVER IT UP BECAUSE I DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT.

My Zodiac animal is THE BRUSSELS GRIFFON. I WAS BORN AT 3:13 AM ON JULY 20 2021 IN THE MIDDLE OF A THUNDERSTORM. ANY SOUL BORN AT THE PLACE AND TIME IS A GRIFFON FOR LIFE.

For me a WARM BREEZE reminds me of MY FIRST YEAR OF MY LIFE LIVING IN FLORIDA WHERE THERE WAS NO SNOW, ICE, I.C.E. OR PEASKY MEASLES VACCINES.

A PURPLE LEASH is the only thing keeping me FROM LOSING MY PARENTS; IF THEY WEREN’T TETHERED TO ME THEY WOULD WANDER INTO THE WOODS AND JOIN THE MOLE PEOPLE IN A SUBTERRANIAN UNIVERSE.  

Poetry Thursday

  My friends Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetatonhave provided the picture below to inspire our poetry

I had not driven my truck for awhile

Even through I had both skill and guile

But I never had a task so vile

As when I had to transport the Epstein Files

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They promised it would not be a big load

But when I saw them I stopped cold

To transport them I was promised their weight in gold

And promised those who wanted to thwart me would not do damage because they were old

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But I knew they were wrong as soon as I left the document dump

Because a tank behind me gave me a hideous bump

Almost wrapping me around a tree trunk

And driving the tank was a red and orange faced President Trump

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A helicopter rose from behind a prison

And when the pilot opened fire I thought I was done

But I dodged the bullets and stayed on the run

Frustrating the efforts of President Bill Clinton

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A Gatling gun began firing on cue

Being wielded by the former Prince Andrew

And when a laser laden drone began to pursue

I said “I bet it belongs to Bill Gates that’s who”

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Elon Musk filled the road with malfunctioning electric cars and that didn’t do the trick

Les Wexner failed to stop me with panties fired by models from Victoria’s Secret

Richard Branson launched a rocket that malfunctioned and landed like a ton of bricks

And Steve Bannon tried to gun me down so I ran him over - the filthy prick

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I vow to deliver the documents I am carrying

Even if the road goes on forever

As I am chased by those with the most silver dollars

I’m not going to let them catch me no

Not gonna let them catch the Epstein Files driver

Wordless Wednesday

 

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Tonight, Mommy and Daddy are letting me sleep in the big bed with them.  Weeee