We don’t mean to worry our parents, but some of us can’t help it. Foley gave my parents only a few scares in thirteen years. River Song has frightened them a couple of times. Unfortunately, I make up for that by scaring them several times a month. I am not to blame. The upper part of my body is very sweet. I have a beautiful disposition, a sweet face, a lovely personality and a happy smile. It is my lower end that is the culprit. I have an irritable bowel, an angry stomach, a quarrelsome colon, and a disagreeable intestine. My upper body is continuously good. My lower body is intermittently bad. Last week my lower body decided to be bad for some days. My bowels become irritated when our schedule changes. On Monday we had our typical day working in the yard, but our parents went out for a few hours afterward, and our supper was late. Their leaving must have pissed off my bowels because they decided to become active at 4:00 AM. I got out of bed and did a messy poop on
Featuring the exploits of Ruby Rose, Foley Monster's Tails From Rainbow Bridge, and co-starring Angels Pocket and River Song. We always try to leave you between a laugh and a tear