My friends, the two spoiled cats, sent me the following photo for poetry Thursday
Doctor Bob had won a big prize
That would make his reputation rise
But the money he would get was what was best in his eyes
He planned to buy surround sound at one of the local Best Buys
2
It was the day of the ceremony
And his wife needed money
She left with it to be a dress, and said “thanks honey.”
While Dr Bob stayed home with daughter Toni.
3
After playing for an hour Dr Bob realized he was tired
And he tried to convince Toni to take a nap but she was wired
And he wondered how such a wild child he sired
He tried to stay awake but sleep was required
4
Toni had nothing to play with except crayons and paint
She had colored the whole house as she looked from something she ain’t.
Then saw her days pristine face
And she put on crayons, and paint, giving him more covering than a high school girl on her first date
5
When his wife came home Dr Bob was shocked awake
He noticed the clock and was going to be late
Husband and wife got ready without glancing at the other, the way it is with a long term mate
And when wife took much too long to get ready Dr Bob grew irate
6
Dr Bob got in the car in the dark
Then the wife came out full of snark
And she couldn’t see his face as he put the car out of park
And she did not acknowledge him being a proper matriarch
7
When they arrived at the hotel with a knife you could cut the tension
As they walked the red carpet people booed and gave scorn when they got their attention
Then the chairman approached them, his face red with reprehension
And asked how he could wear such face paint when speaking at a plastic surgeon convention.
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