Little Boy on the First Day of School: "When I was a baby Daddy breast fed me and the cat."
School Administrator: "Put him on the snort bus and send him to the special class."
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Ruby's Sunday Funnies
A man walks into a clock repair shop and the repairman is German and says: So? Vat sims to be ze problem? It's my grandfather clock....
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My parents had a cookout to go to on the Fourth of July, one that I was neither invited to nor barred from. My participation was fully at...
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Are you a trip hazard? Have your parents ever tripped over you? How often? Did anyone get injured
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As many of you know our long time nemesis Michael Vick was allowed to get a dog. I don’t want to anger anyone but I don’t see the problem...
Charlee: "Hmm, so I could sit in Dada's lap and have lunch at the same time? Interesting ..."
ReplyDeletehahah yes!!!
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ReplyDeleteThank goodness mom has finished her coffee or it would have been snorted all over the keyboard! LOL
ReplyDeleteCouldn't possibly top that!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Misty and Timber
HA! I can't beat that one either!
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