Finally, on Monday, Opening Garden Day arrived. Unfortunately so did my chronic colitis which meant I skipped breakfast and gave my parents their weekly worry day. As usual, I ate nothing in the morning, little in the afternoon, then at supper, like your Uncle Phil at a cookout, I took a messy poop then stepped right up, announced I was starving and wolfed down everything in sight. I know! It takes a lot of patience to be a dog parent. Even feeling poorly I was excited about Garden Day. Our stroller was brought out from the shed, and River and I were placed inside it where we could see everything my parents were doing. The temperature was in the mid 40’s and sunny. My parents dressed in layers then warmed as they worked, removing one garment at a time, like a strange landscaping striptease. Before my parents began their chores, they stood on the edge of Foley’s garden. Our stroller was placed next to them. A few members of the high school band played the national an