Pocket Moves in With Taylor Swift - They Break Up - She Writes A Song

A couple of weeks ago, to take a break from River and all the pressure of taking over the management of the Brigade I took a short vacation.  I went to Newport to relax in the sun.  There I met a seemingly nice, Southern, blonde haired lady named Taylor.  We hit it off right away and she invited me to her mansion.  While I was there I had one little accident and she threw me out of the house.  I thought that was the end of it but then I heard a song on the radio and I knew it was about me.  I was shocked and ashamed.  I couldn’t download the song but I did transcribe the lyrics for you to read.

You, with your pees and your urine

And piddles and pisses that you do on my rugs

You have pissed on my feet again

Got me feeling like I'm nothing

You, with your wet stains under the cupboard

Making my feet wet when I’m barefooted

You peeing on the drier girl

You can take me down with just one single piss

But you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Someday I'll be big enough so you can't wet me

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Why you gotta pee so much?

You, with your white pee pads

And your diaper liners and your disposable onesies

You have urinated on my flowers again

As if they needed watering

I walk with my head down

Trying to keep an eye open for your puddles

I just wanna have dry feet again

I bet you just pissed on

Not wanting to go out in the cold

But the cycle ends right now

'Cause you need to learn to piss by the road

And you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Someday I'll be big enough so you can't wet me

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Why you gotta pee so much?

And I can see you years from now on the floor

As your parent watch  a football game

With that same big spreading pee stain

But nobody's watching

As you keep peeing on the same old dirty rugs

Wet and smelly because you never learned to go outside

Because all you ever do is pee

All you do is pee

And urinate, and piss, and have a wet bottom

And pee, and pee, and pee, and pee

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Someday I'll be big enough so you can't wet me

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Why you gotta pee so much?

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city (Why you gotta pee so much?..)

And all you're ever gonna do is pee (Why you gotta pee so much?..)

Someday I'll be big enough so you can't piss on me (Why you gotta pee so much?..)

And all you're ever gonna do is pee

Why you gotta pee so much?