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Friday, August 9, 2019
Foley Shares Popular Dog Hashtags
We dogs have kept a secret from you humans: We have our own Twitter. Like a high pitched whistle, these tweets are only recognized by dogs. I have been allowed to share with you some popular hashtags.
#WhatsThatSmell?: This one is always trending. As is,
#DidYouHearThat?
#NeverHump: Very popular with the spade and neuter crowd.
#IsThatThunderOrFireworks?: An oft posted and self-explanatory summer hashtag.
#WhereisMommyWhereisMommyWhereisMommyWhereisMommyWhereisMommy?: This, along with #WhereisDaddy? is tweeted a million times by nervous dogs throughout the day. When their parents come home the tweet #IsItSupperYet? is posted a thousand times.
#ThrowTheBallThrowTheBallThrowTheBallForTheLoveOfGodThrowTheBall: This is the number one trending topic at the park.
#FakeBrady: Someone who pretends to throw you the ball but doesn't, making you chase after nothing, and look foolish.
#ChanelNumberBleh: A dog that had been shampooed so much they lost their natural scent.
#MuellerButtSniffer: A dog who spends an abnormally long time sniffing your butt and when he is done he is unable to draw any conclusions about you.
#HisLifeIsAnOpenButt: Dogs who give away too much information about themselves on the first whiff.
#FoodMyHumanDroppedOnTheFloor: Self-explanatory.
#NurseRatchedTreat: When you think you are getting a piece of cheese and you find a pill in it.
#BitterLitter: When your ungrateful kids won't call you.
#SecondSuperDiner: A poop eater.
#Pussyhats: An ill-fated dog scheme to make cats wear sombreros.
#FreeASAPRocky: A plea for a squirrel to be allowed out of his tree so you can kill it right away.
#Resist: The bath
#MAGA: A proud post for dogs who visit senior centers and means My Adopted Grandma's Awesome.
#Hamburgular: A dog who steals food from the grill.
#CommonStreetWalker: A dog who walks on the street with just a leash and collar.
#DrRichardKimbleForaDay: A dog that runs away from home for a few hours then comes home.
#MyPeopleAreTheBest: What every dog tweets constantly
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ReplyDeleteBrilliant--I spit out my coffee at #MuellerButtSniffer
ReplyDeleteVery funny, Foley. But we think we might just have to check out a few of those hashtags:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
That's great! LOL BOL!
ReplyDeleteNo one in this household tweets. Me and Lucy think we are living in cave times.#MeXenaYouFoley
ReplyDeleteThese are great hashtags
ReplyDeletehugs
Mabel & Hilda