Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday
Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday
Big Mac and LIttle Mac were playing ball in the yardWhile being watched by their neighbor Maurice the Saint Bernard
Big Mac threw the ball over the fence
Maurice picked it up and ran and the chase commenced.
Big Mac and Little Mac jumped in their truck
Both using that HBO word that rhymes with muck
Its not that they needed the ball
But, as Big Mac said “it’s the principle of the thing, and that is all.”
They saw their neighbors the Bacalls
And asked if they saw Bernard with a ball
They said no, looked at Little Mac and asked “does the ball belong to your son?”
“He’s my dog,” Big Mac said, having heard it before and he wondered what was wrong with everyone.
They went throughout the neighborhood
And continually about their relationship people misunderstood.
Looking at Little Mac Big Mac said he couldn’t see the resemblance.
And they were just victims of circumstance.
When they got home Maurice waited
And said that he took the ball because he needed his curiosity sated
Maurice said it didn’t make any sense
But how did the big dog get a license
Little Mac “He isn’t a dog he’s my human dad.
And Maurice said he didn’t want to make him mad
But they looked more like relations than dog and man
“And I have one more question if I can?”
“If Big Mac is not a dog
What leaves me agog
And makes me ask at risk of being crass
Why does he spend do much time smelling your moms ass
The ending was very unexpected and had us laughing out loud!
ReplyDeleteOMDs that last line was hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
The ending cracks us up☺
ReplyDeleteGreat poem. :)
ReplyDeleteWhich twin wore it better?
ReplyDeleteH&K&W
Willow
PeeEssWoo: Another masterpiece!