Poetry Thursday

 

 

My friend who is one spoiled cat gave me the picture below for the Thursday Poetry blog

The Big Fat Asian Baby had no eggs with her beef

And she cried loudly spreading her grief

What she did next was beyond belief

She became China’s greatest fresh egg thief

“Why aren’t the chickens laying eggs?” Farmer Brown said

He had been keeping them well fed

Then he spots over by the shed

The Big Fat Asian Baby eating an egg on bread

The chickens knew who stole the eggs

A tiny little hand slipping through their legs

It was the Big Fat Asian Baby they did peg

And vowed to knock the Big Fat Asian Baby off its bowlegs

Big Fat Asian Baby was enjoying her eggs both small and big

But the lack of bacon was keeping her from dancing a jig

And to prove that she, The Big Fat Asian Baby didn’t give a fig

She snuck on the farm and stole a pig

The pigs and chickens vowed to fight

But Big Fat Asian Baby struck at night

When pigs and chickens don’t have clear sight

And Big Fat Asian Baby stole more eggs adding to the barnyard plight

Big Fat Asian Baby was enjoying her chow

But she wanted something to drink right now

The way to do this she knew how

She snuck on the farm and walked off with the cow

The Big Fat Asian Baby was having fun

But her parents grew worried after she milked their son

Could they stop her or did they have to go on the run

Because Lord knew what Big Fat Asian Baby could do with a gun