It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in blue
1. The pizza a day subscription was money well spent because it made my parents fat and a fat lap is much better to nap on then a skinny ass one
2. Dog training was a big waste of money. My parents didn't learn anything, and after 40 minutes of showing them how to get me to sit, and failing, the trainer crawled into a dog igloo, where she lived ten months surviving off of spilled kibble and escaped crickets and the store refused to refund the money to my parents because it did not cover the cost of the igloo.
3. If I became famous, it would most likely be because .wait: I am not famous? That can't be true. tell Mr. Deville I am ready for my close
4. _A poodle cut I got to impress a boy who lives down the hall was the worst hairstyle I’ve or any other dog ever had
Ruby you have the most funny fill ins. We can just see you with a poodle cut, lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd did they give you a sparkly pink bow with the poodle cut?
ReplyDeleteThe trainers always say that the classes are for the peeps and not for us pups! Great answers, Ruby☺
ReplyDeleteThose made me giggle sweet girl!
ReplyDeleteLOL These are great!
ReplyDeleteThank you for participating in the fill-ins , great answers. Where can I get a pizza subscription?
ReplyDeleteOh my, these are funny, you made me smile, still grinning. 😊
ReplyDeleteRuby, many of us can empathize with living in a doggo igloo right now, in the current political climate.
ReplyDeleteFun and very cute. Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteRuby if you are anything like Toto the mighty mini Dachshund...his training consisted of humans realizing he was subliminally training us
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
Our people have also failed dog training. Tigris, Styx, and Lanie too!
ReplyDeleteOh, these made me giggle!!! Thank you so much for sharing! :)
ReplyDeleteSign me up for that pizza subscription!
ReplyDeleteThat was too funny.
ReplyDeleteIsn't dog training always a waste of money? You'd think the dog could train the owners himself.
ReplyDeleteI need to play again it was so fun.
ReplyDeleteThat trainer didn't know what s/he was in for. Anyway, enjoy your lap time.
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