Thursday, May 1, 2025

Poetry Thursday


It is poetry Thursday and our two spoiled cats have provided for us the picture below as inspiration.

Holly was born with an hourglass figure

As she grew her friends remarked her butt and breasts could not be bigger

Holy lived a life of vigor

Despite having no arms, not even a finger


One day Holly was approached by a fashion designer

Who wanted Holly to hire her

The girl was intrigued, finding clothes had been a problem since being a minor

And having clothes that fit her figure could not be finer.


Holly agreed to allow the designer to make her a dress

Something that would not fail to impress

Something that would cover her large butt and not cause her stress

Something that would make her a success


The designer only had one request to say

That Holly show off her  dress on the runway

Holly agreed right a way

And counted the days to the dress unveiling day


When the dress was done "it looks like a light bulb" is all she said

And thought it was something she would only be caught in while dead

And even if buried in it the only part wold fit it in the coffin was her head


But the designer insisted she walk the aisle despite her dread.

Walking on the runaway Holly wobbled like a bowling pin

Most of the audience was horrified but on did grin

His mind thinking of sin

Wishing to find a big lamp and screw her in

8 comments:

  1. You have my mom rolling on the floor, Ruby. What a great poem!

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  2. Your poems are always amazing.

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  3. I’ve read several poems for this picture today, & it looks like I truly saved THE BEST FOR LAST!!!! Bravo!👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻 Kit

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  4. If anyone admits they understand fashion, they are fibbing!

    BTW, Lord PF is active along with Lady PF - he fetches food for them - and probably took some incubation shifts

    H&K&W
    Willow

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  5. oh no.... poor holly... well... no we know why they call it fun-eral... if such things happen haha

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  6. That's a perfect poem for that silly picture.

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  7. Leave it to you, Ruby, to find a unique story behind that picture!

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  8. Java Bean: "Ayyy, which part of her lights up when you screw her in? Is it her hair? I bet it's her hair ... Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

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