Thursday, May 8, 2025

Poetry Thursday

 

 Today is Poetic Thursday hosted by our pals Teddy and Angel Sammy at

 Two Spoiled Cats




You bought a new coat?

Put it on the porch

An anchor for the boat?

Put it on the porch

You need the note I wrote?

I put it on the porch

You need the oats for the goat?

Look on the porch



In our house the closet is full

We can’t open the door no matter how much we pull

We have books stacked up on the window sill

The cabinets are so full opening the door could kill


Timmy could’t find his ball

It was lost on the porch

Sally lost her favorite doll

Somewhere on the porch

Martha wanted to make a call

But someone left the phone on the porch

Grandpa couldn’t find his alcohol

It was stored somewhere on the porch


It was so full no one could shut the window 

Nothing to keep out the rain or snow

Nothing to stop when the wind does blow

Cold and wet was the status quo.  


Sissy said she was cold and needed a blanket warm

But it was on the porch

 Marty wanted an umbrella for the storm

But it was on the porch

Uncle Joe needed his drugs to perform

But could not find them on the porch

And no one had see Uncle Norm

Since he climbed out on the porch


Until one day the overstuffed porch fell

And the family belongings were scattered from heaven to hell

And now there is nothing left to tell

Because the family now had nothing but a hole in the wall where they did dwell,








8 comments:

  1. That was a good one, very clever too!

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  2. ha! well done... we say better a hole in the wall than one in the wall-et ;O)

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  3. You knew that porch was going to give way sooner or later.

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  4. Bravo Bravo I would never put anything of value on that terrace
    Hugs Cecilia

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  5. OMD, that was so funny! Good thing they didn't put the dog or cat on the porch!

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  6. Java Bean: "Our Dada says that's Fibber McGee's porch right there! We have no idea what he's talking about."

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