It’s Friday Fill In, a coyote of days latet, time
Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals
SINK WHERE THEY WERE BEING WASHED WITH A BRILLO PAD
I want for design A GREAT BIG EXPENSIVE WORTHLESS ARCH ON MY FRONT YARD TO BE REMEMBERED BY, WITH A GUARD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS LIKE “WHO WOULD BUILD A STUPID ARCH?” AND TRUTHFULLY ANSWER “BECAUSE THEY HAD NO DICK.”
BACON STRIPS is a special treat I get NOT ENOUGH BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE I WAS ABLE TO WORK TWO DICK JOKES INTO A FOUR QUESTIONS BLOG AND I AM VERY PROUD OF MYSELF.
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Ruby you are a treat. You should always be proud of yourself. Answering questions here in elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteYou gave me the giggles sweet Ruby!
ReplyDeleteWe must laugh at the clown, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby would agree with you on the bacon
ReplyDeleteHugs
Cecilia
You definitely didn't hold back on the humor this week, and your blunt, unfiltered honesty on these fill-ins is absolutely hilarious! That plan for a front yard arch with a dedicated guard to answer the neighbors' questions made me laugh out loud, especially with that incredibly savage punchline. It is impressive how you managed to steer the prompts exactly where you wanted them to go, and hey, if you can work that kind of comedic timing into a quick four-question blog post, you absolutely deserve to be proud of yourself. Thanks for providing the perfect, funny weekend read, it definitely brightened up my day.
ReplyDeleteBetter late than never. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. You deserve more bacon strips. XO
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy your answers, always so unique.
ReplyDeleteI like the middle one best.
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, did somebody say bacon?!"
ReplyDeleteHehe good ones!!
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