Friday Fill In

 

  pWhere do farts go when freed from  their captors’ rectum is the strangest thing I have researched online. The answer is the military is keeping them in oil refineries along the Erie Canal to be used as bio weapons. You are all obsessed with AI ending the works but since the beginning of time the greatest threat  has always been the PU.

 My Wi-Fi network is called United States Strategic Command. I got access after I took a couple of freshmen kitten white house  aides for catnip. After a couple of hours they let the password fly. Now that this is publically known I would like to apologize to the owner of a Burger Mullah on South Street in Tehran. I was trying to order doordash when I hit the wrong button and blew up your place

Being the world’s most famous dogs, known for my good looks and small dog yippie vibe is both a blessing to and a curse. Sometimes I sit with all life's treasures and think how unfulfilled I am, and then think of a Iife without the treasures and I realize having them is freaking awesome. Curse hell I would happily be cursed if I could keep the treasure.

I boldly stand up to fight for my principals when life gets tough. I cuntinue to do so for 30 seconds and then I collapse and hide with my treasures. If God wanted dogs to fight tooth and nail he wouldn’t have invented the nail grinder.