One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."
An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90-year-old man says: "Not me. At 7 a.m. I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m. I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until 9:00."
You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Jim.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller man."
"I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Jim.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller man."
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
Waiting to catch her with a smaller man is such a good punchline, I didn’t see it coming. The 90-year-old who only wakes up at nine made me smile too. Good ones this week, Ruby.
ReplyDeleteNow I know what I have to look forward to when I get out, lol. Love the first cartoon and it's nice to know the dog is not always the one causing the problem.
ReplyDeleteThose really did give me the giggles!
ReplyDeleteWOW I totally agree I too love the first cartoon
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Charlee: "We call that a 'starter box' around here! Get that first and work your way up to the condo!"
ReplyDeleteYou sure know how to pick them! Hilarious as usual. My favorite is the cats!!
ReplyDeleteNow we know why they got rid of the hoses in space suits.
ReplyDeleteGood funnies.
ReplyDeleteGeniales memes. Ten una buena semana. Te mando un beso.
ReplyDeleteThese are cute - the cats are my favorite.
ReplyDeleteThese are good...lol Love all of them.
ReplyDeleteThey're all good, and the old men one was my favorite. Have a great rest of the week!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Yep, it's not the pet's fault.
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