Tim was asked to go out with his coworkers after work
He had avoided drinking afraid it would make him even more of a jerk
But he had been eyeing the pretty new clerk
Even though all she did when he asked her out was smirk
He joined his coworkers at the bar
It wasn’t very far
Close enough he could leave his car
And sat next to the blonde near the pickle jar
He noticed the karaoke machine and asked her is she wanted to sing
Just declined and flashed her engagement ring
But the drink had made him persevering
And he suggested no one would know of they have a fling
The more he drank the more he persisted
And each thrust she resisted
Until her coworkers could tell she needed to be assisted
Offended by his advances they considered ham fisted
The men offered him a ride home
The women told her to leave her alone
But to no sins would he atone
And to the barkeep he asked to refresh the foam
Tim became very popular that night
Being bought drinks left and right
Until outside it was almost light
Which would usher in his plight
While sleeping he became aware
That his coworkers had dumped him in the woods, a sad end to the affair
Vengance to all of them Tim did declare
Then he rolled over and saw the bear
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