First, before I begin my rant, I would like to thank my friend’s Cassie’s Dad for bringing this story to my attention. It ran in today’s New York Times, and, sadly, it is true.
And now, I rant.
Bundesrat, which is the upper house of Parliament in Germany and not,
as I had originally believed, the German manufactured car driven by the
Pillsbury Dough Boy, voted on Friday to criminalize “using an animal for
personal sexual activities” and to punish the humans that do so with
fines of as much as $34,000
Let me tell you buddy, if I don’t know you and haven’t given you a good
sniffing I wouldn’t let you stroke my tail for $34,000. No wonder they
called the Nazi march goose stepping, they had to get their legs that
high to mount the goose. I guess when Hitler’s few defenders said he was
OK because he loved his dogs they meant he really loved his dogs.
the new regulations contained in this legislation is: “using an animal
for personal sexual activities or making them available to third parties
for sexual activities and thereby forcing them to behave in ways that
are inappropriate to their species” is no longer legal. And this law was
passed is 2013? I know pimpin’ ain’t easy but it should be a little
harder than taking the dog for a walk and leaving it tied to a lamppost
then hoping for the best.
there is a group who opposed the Bundesrat legislation. They are known
as zoophiles and they are represented by Michael Kiok who claims that
animals are perfectly capable of expressing whether or not they desire
sex. That is true, and, as a representative of dogs everywhere let me
state our expression is “Oh hell no!”
Zimmermann, an animal caretaker who is also a director of the zoophilie
group, says that he had a sexual relationship with his Great Dane until
it passed away. He said “It’s a sexual aspect that is entirely foreign
to most people. They just see a man and think, ‘What terrible things is
he doing to that dog?’ ” Yes, they do, now step away from the dog!
me sum up by saying that we call you Mommy and Daddy for a reason. If
you wouldn’t do that to your children don’t be doing it to us, and if
you would be doing to your children then you got problems no dog can
my friends, if a human ever comes at you with that intention, well, I
wouldn’t tell you to bite the hand that feeds you but everything else is