Friday, October 31, 2014

Ask Aunt Foley

Dear Aunt Foley:   My Mom’s suitcases are out again.   That means she is leaving us.  Why do our parents have to leave?  -Lonely

Dear Lonely:  There is nothing worse than when our parents leave.  There are usually two reasons for this:  Business or pleasure.  But the real reason is that no human has stood up and said:  “Hey, let’s agree with all love our dogs, want them with us all the time, and allow them to go everywhere humans go.”

Oh sure, the lucky blind people get to take their dogs everywhere but perhaps it is because the blind people are the only ones who can truly see that dogs belong everywhere.  As I wrote about a few weeks ago dogs make the work place better and the truth is dogs make everywhere better.

I do think the onus is on us a bit.  We have to become disciplined and not just in our “business” movements.  You got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them and if your Mom is in the middle of a business meeting that’s no place to fold them.  And we can’t bark at every single person we see, and every noise.  It is going to be hard but we have to meet the humans half way.

As for travel well, that’s is up to the individual dogs.  Lots of us don’t travel too well.  Car sickness is common.  A train is no place for a dog.  And unless you are a small dog like me you have to ride in the cargo part of the airplane which, I have heard, is the scariest thing in the world.

So humans are going to have to invent something for else to travel on.  Something that is not loud, does not go too fast, let’s us stick out heads out the window without falling out, doesn’t make us sick, let’s us out to pee, let’s us sniff, and has plenty of food stops.  

Perhaps it would be better just to sleep for the week and wait for our parents to come home.


  1. Sadly we don't go anywhere because I get car sick all the time. We just hang out together instead. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Yes we just sleep all day while mom & dad are gone to work. We love it when they are home, but sometimes we enjoy that quiet time by ourselves BOL!
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

  3. Yeah, sometimes we go to camp when SHE goes away and we can bark and bark and bark and no one cares.

  4. Unless it is too warm our pawrents take us everywhere with them. BUTT when we must stay home we make sure when they come home we greet them like they have been gone 87 years!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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