Poetry Thursday

 

It is Thursday which means the Two Spoiled Cats have provided another photo to inspire our poetic muse

Freddy was happy to be a frog

Swimming in the water, sleeping on lily pads on the bog

He would not trade his life for that of a dog

Living high on the hog sleeping on a log

One day Freddy was awoken by a woman’s weep

He swam over and saw a beautiful woman who looked like Bo Peep.

He inquired if she lost her sheep

She said it was who ran away (what a creep)

The girl stopped weeping and had a wish

She asked the frog if she could have a kiss

Then he would become her prince (but there was much he would miss

(Just not those smelly ass fish.)

When he kissed her he shut his eyes

She tasted better than his usual dinner of flies

He passed out and in the next morning he did rise

He looked in the mirror and gasped in surprise.

His reflection showed a cat

This is not what the princess said during their little chat

He should have known (all princesses were brats)

Instead of swimming all day he would sit on his fluffy ass full of fat

When the princess appeared he gave her hell

Changing into a cat was something you tell

She said the Prince who left her was a pet bengal

Freddy spat out sarcastically “that’s just swell.”

Freddy was dejected that now he had to, in a box, pee

The transformation caused anxiety 

And then he realized what caused him the most self-pity

It was his own ass she referred to when she promised he could lick her pussy