Nichollas was walking in only his underwear
As if he hadn't a care
When he became aware
That he was being chased by a bear
Ii
He thought of his Uncle Mel
Who went on a safari for the stories he could
And was eaten by a lion after he fell
But he wasn’t eaten in only nis underwear, for that he would go to hell
III
The truth was the Nichollas didn’t want anyone to see
That the left behind pants were covered in pee
Because the night before in the dark in became as scared as could be
And he decided fully dressed and inside he would wee
IV
He would stay up all night
But in the morning came his biggest fright
A big and strong bear roaring with all his might
Who stopped his pursuit, and asked Nichollas to stop, tbe bear’s quads were tight.
V
Nichollas thought this might be good fortune
Ne was a masseuse, in his field he was considered to be Michael Jordan
And at risk of losing an organ
He helped his opponent iike a good sportsman
VI
In thanks the bear let him go free
Which filled Nichollas with glee
But the bear stopped him before he could flee
And told him to jump in the lake, he smelled like pee
VII
As Nichollas was washing the pee and soot
When he heard a splash and knew his goose was cooked
An alligator was watching him with a troubled look
And said “the bear told me you could get this hook out of my foot
That's quite a story, it sounds like a couple of close calls. I hope help helped the gator and got out of there.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure this was an episode of Marlin Perkins' Wild Kingdom - but Jim would have been downstream helping -
ReplyDeleteH&K&W
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