It is time for Friday Fill-Ins.
Can I get a hell year?
There are four statements: the first two statements are written by 15AndMeowing, and the final two are done by Four-Legged Furballs. Please check them out.
Here are this week's statements with my fill ins CAPITALIZED.
I will never EAT A PIECE OF CAT POOP WEDGED INTO A STORM DRAIN THAT HAD BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE SUN FOR FIVE WEEKS again. AS THE SAYING GOES PUKE AND LEARN.
I would like a taste of EVERYTHING MY PARENTS ARE CURRENTLY EATING UNLESS IT IS A PIECE OF CAT POOP WEDGED INTO A STORM DRAIN THAT HAD BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE SUN FOR FIVE WEEKS
I’m always fascinated with THAT PIECE OF CRAP. I MUST HAVE PASSED IT DOZENS OF TIMES ON WALKS AND LEFT IT ALONE BUT I WOULD LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT UNTIL IT SUCKED ME IN AND I WOOFED IT DOWN.
It would probably be wise if I DIDN’T EAT EVERY FESTERING PIECE OF CRAP I FIND ON MY WALK but I instead WILL CONTINUE TO EAT IT. I’M A DOG. WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Oh, my. You made me laugh so hard. Yes, a dog is going to eat what a dog is going to eat, and the results are not going to always be pretty.
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh so much I have tears streaming down my face! Don't tell anyone, but I also had to make a quick dash to the loo. Thanks for starting my day with a good belly laugh.
ReplyDeleteBTW I have just added you to my feed so I don't miss anything.
DeleteI do like to snack on my walkies but cat poop has never been one of my yummy finds☺ Love your fill-in's, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha....
ReplyDeleteLulu: "Hmm, after all this, I think maybe the next time a piece of cat poop wedged into a storm drain that had been sitting out in the sun for five weeks, I guess I will just roll in it instead of eating it ..."
ReplyDeleteRuby Rose you all the imPAWtant lessons in your life were learned from Cats....
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
Those were really good lessons!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Tigris and Styx
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