Friday FIll-ins

 

 Oh boy!   It is time for the fantastic Friday fill-ins thanks to our two co-hosts who put these sentences together every week.

Here are this week’s sentences and mine RUBY'S are capitalized

1. I define success by HOW CLOSE TO THE CENTER OF THE PEE PAD I LEAVE MY POOP.

2. WHEN MOMMY GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND FOUND ME CHEWING HER BRA was an awkward moment.

3. I learned to  LIE when I was CAUGHT CHEWING MOMMY’S BRA WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER at ONE years old. I SAID DADDY ENTINCED ME INTO A GAME OF TUG OF WAR WITH IT AND SHE GOT MAD AT HIM. HASHTAG LIES WORK HASHTAG BABY BOSS RULES

 I can only EXPRESS so much CUTENESS before I GET MY PLUG UGLIES ON!.