Let’s ring in the new year with FriendlyFriday Fill Ins. There are four statements: the first two statements are written by 15AndMeowing, and the final two are done by Four-Legged Furballs. Please check them out. Here are this week's statements with my fill ins are in CAPITALS
The best part of 2025 was WHEN MY PARENTS TOOK ME WITH THEM WHEN THEY MOVED. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BUMMER IF I HADN’T BEEN PACKED UP AND MOVED AND HAD TO BREAK IN A BRAND NEW HUMAN.
My focus on 2026 is COMPLETE AND TOTAL DOMINATION OF MY BUILDING INCLUDING NO TAKING MY ELEVATOR UNLESS YOU ARE VISITING ME, NO TALKING IN MY HALLWAY, AND NO DOG WALKING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW UNLESS I AM NAPPING,
I always GIVE THANKS THAT THE HOLIDAY IS OVER AND EVERYONE CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUYING PRESENTS, MONEY, OR WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD PUT A PEANUTS INFLATABLE MANGER SCENE ON THEIR FRONT LAWN WITH SNOOPY AS JOSEPH AND WOODSTOCK AS THE BABY JESUS AND IF THE PERSON KNOWS WHEN HE DIES HE IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.
I’ve had enough OF THE BIG ORANGE GRINCH IN WASHINGTON. WHO JUST FORCED THE WHOS TO CHANGE THE NAME OF WHOVILLE TO GRINCHVILLE to last a lifetime. HE ANSWERED NORAD CALLS FOR KIDS WANTING TO KNOW WHERE SANTA WAS AND TOLD THEM HE WAS KEEPING BAD SANTAS OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WHICH IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TELL A CONFUSED KID, UNLESS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT BAD BILLY BOB THORTON MOVIE. I NEITHER KNOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG IS USED FOR OR HOW TO USE ONE BUT I KNOW THE GRINCH IS ONE.
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