My friend who is one spoiled cat gave me the picture below for the Thursday Poetry blog
Mary worked as a printer
And in a finger she got a splinter
Fearing infection and despite it being winter
She ran to the emergency room like a sprinter
II
The doctor removed the splinter and gave her assurance
That the injury would not be a regular occurance
At work the next day she made an appearance she got an email saying her visit was not covered by insurance
IIi
She was told not to worry she just needed to fill out a form.
Which quickly to ten they did transform
For the doctors the nurses the aides and the clerks anyone who on her did an act perform
Until the paperwork became a perfect storm.
IV
She asked to expedite the matter she could pay out of pocket
And was told if hospitals took cash they wouldn’t turn a profit
And the mere suggestion pushed her further down the docket
And now needed to take the forms and fill them out in the opposite
V
There were so many forms they began to take over her desk
Food and coffee became buried - it was grotesque
Mary was turning zombiesque
It was far from picturesque
VI
One day Mary disappeared
Foul play was feared
The boss ordered her desk cleared
When under a stack Mary was found the staff cheered
VII
She was unconscious and paper scarred
They rushed her to the ER and Mary was taken by a guard
But the doctors said they would not help her - she was barred
Unless for her someone produced an insurance card
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