Poetry Thursday

 

 

 

My friend who is one spoiled cat gave me the picture below for the Thursday Poetry blog

For the first time in his life Bob was invited to a New Year’s Eve party

He was overly talkative, annoying and farty

But Sue, had a moment of lost clarity

And invited him despite the possible calamity

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“He stares at me all day,” Mary said

Sue confirmed that he was only interested in getting her into bed

Wendy commented that his personal file showed evidence he was inbred

When Mary answered she wanted to give him a chance and Lucinda worried before the New Year they would be dead

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Bob bought a new shirt and pants

Hi Karate cologne recommended by his two aunts

And to make sure someone would his greatest desire grant

He put in his pants a large egg plant

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Bob made sure he showed up early

And thanks to pre drinking a little curly

He sat on the couch with his eggplant erect waiting for a willing girlie

But grew bored, turned on Pluto and watched Laverne and Shirley.

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By 8:00 o’clock the revelers began moving in

And the party begin

Bon quickly downed four tonic and gins

And partied until the room began to spin

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Bob woke up on Sue’s couch with a hangover

And stumbled home crushing Sue’s bed of clover

Until morning he stayed under his cover

And in the morning he hurried to work so his New Year’s exploits could be discovered

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He found Sue at her desk looking cute and perky

And asked about his wild exploits his memory being murky

She said everyone had a great time at the party

Despite his passing out for good at 8:30