Poetry Thursday

 

My friends Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetatonhave provided the picture below to inspire our poetry

Mommy! Brudder punched me in the tummy

Why is he such a big dummy

I slapped him in his tiny salami

Mommy now he’s walking funny

Mommy, Brudder stole my dolly

I named her Holly

Mommy, he fed it to Molly the Border Collie

He won’t even say he’s sorry

Mommy, Brudder pulled my hair

He made me pee in my underwear

So I pushed him out of his high chair

Mommy, if he keeps this up you should advertise for live in child car

Mommy Mommy Mommy wah wah wah

Mommy Mommy Mommy bah bah bah

Mommy Mommy Mommy sis boom bah

Mommy Mommy Mommy you’re own your own, daddy left in the car

Mommy mommy mommy during this rant

Mommy Mommy Mommy I crapped my pants

Mommy Mommy Mommy you should not have fed me eggplant

Mommy Mommy Mommy brudder laughed at me, the little sycophant

Mommy Mommy Mommy I couldn’t see where you been

Mommy Mommy Mommy I found you in the kitchen hitting the gin

Mommy Mommy Mommy why you drinking again?

Mommy Mommy Mommy is it because you wouldn’t be a mom if Daddy hadn’t bought condoms made with cheap sheepskin?

Mommy Mommy Mommy I love you

Mommy Mommy Mommy motherhood turned you into a shrew

Mommy Mommy Mommy I have had a breakthrough

Mommy Mommy Mommy if you don’t want another baby say no when Daddy wants to screw