Poetry Thursday

My friends Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetatonhave provided the picture below to inspire our poetry

Bob woke up naked under a tree

With a girl he did not know he had made whoopee.

And now he was powerfully hungry

And needed food he could eat for tree

He found some laundry hanging on the line

And he picked out  to wear something sublime

And then he saw the most wonderful sign

At the Big Boy you could eat for free if you could finish it all in time

Bob presented himself at the Big Boy and said he was their man

Finishing five pounds of food and getting it for free was his plan

Just bring him some utensils and a flat pan

And an unencumbered path to the can

A plate full of nachos was the meal of the day

And when placed on table the meal did sway

And Bob thought he could never put this much food away

He was hoping he could eat enough that they would not make him pay

Bob began eating bite by bite

But knew he would have to pick it up if he was to be done by night

But the pile didn’t seem to be losing height

And began shoving it down his throat with all his might

Then Bob felt something in his belly

That began to feel like he had eaten a bad gallon of jelly

Then be blew chunks on the nachos, on the table, on the telly

He blew on the bar, the wall, and a couple who would be identified by dental records as Michelle Pfeiffer and her husband    David Kelly

Then Bob took a seat

And dabbed his mouth to be neat

Then began eating again saying he had a time to beat

And soon had his free meal because everyone fled out the door in fear of a repeat