A Ruby Saturday Double Feature poetry Thursday and fill in friday

 

Once again Angel Sammys and and Teddys Pawetatonc have challenged us to write a poem about the picture below.  Please to Enjoy

The great pirate Donald ruled the seven seas

And no one could pass through without paying a fee

If they tried they would get hung from a palm tree

Which is why so many sailors bent the knee

Donald’s men captured great treasure at his request

And he made them all give him the booty as a test

Then he would hunt with his next prey from the crows nest

His spoils locked away in his seamen’s chest

Monthly Pirate Donald would convene his staff

To praise him and the mastery of his craft

Those that refused would be set adrift in a raft

While Pirate Donald continued filling his chest with graft

Donald was asked what was in his chest and he said the best clothes

There were wings of crows and remnants of ice floes, the weapons of foes, seeds that will do nothing but grow

For the ladies there were fine panty hose, and IOUs from those who owe, writings of the finest prose, and an Emmy from the Pirate Apprentice show 

But when asked what he had from child enslaver Epstein he said of he did not know

One day Pirate Donald sailed into the setting sun

After announcing himself doing the greatest pirating ever done

He moved away slowly now weighing a half a ton

Proud that he had stolen from everyone.

Years after a treasure hunter found Pirate Donald’s booty

In a Miami bungalow only available to the snooty

And the treasure hunter said he would reveal what was inside out of a sense of duty

But first the chest needed to be sprayed for pirate cootie.           

They hoped Pirate Donald’s chest would be filled with gold

Instead they found a pile of mold

But to the Pirate Donald believers they still subscribe to the myth that they had been soldiers

But to the rest the legend of Pirate Donald was getting old    

It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals

COMING TO LIVE WITH MY PARENTS is the luckiest thing that ever happened to me BUT FINDING A KIBBLE WHEN THE COUCH WAS MOVED IS A CLOSE SECOND.

MAYONNAISE is the most unusual thing in my refrigerator. WHAT IS THAT CRAP FOR? YOU THINK WE EAT WEIRD THINGS? IT IS GROSS AND CAN KILL YOU IF THERE POWER FAILS ON A WARM DAY. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT A PUDDLE OF jUNKNOWN ORIGIN WE EAT ON THE STREET.

My ABILITY TO PRETEND I CARE WHAT PARENTS ARE SAYING Is lacking, 

I have enough ATTITUDE TO MATCH A 250th AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY UFC FIGHT ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN,