What is your go to look to make your parents feel guilty?
Ruby's answer. Lie on the floor, put head between paws, frown and sadly look up.
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy's do.
Little Mary went first,
“My daddy is a doctor and he saves people's lives”
“That's wonderful Mary. Now how about you Jane, what does your daddy do?”
“My daddy is a lawyer and he puts bad people in jail,” says Jane
“Very good Jane. Ok Johnny, what does your daddy do?”
“My daddy is dead” says Johnny
“Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnny,” said the teacher, “what did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shit on the carpet?”
I’m in a hospital ward behind some closed curtains, waiting to be discharged. I overhear a doctor talking to another patient a few beds down:
Doctor: “So what did we learn this weekend?”
Patient: “Don’t put anything up there when I’m drunk.”
Doctor: “Close, don’t put anything up there at all, even when you’re sober.”
Patient: “Don’t be stupid, doctor, why would I shove anything up there while I’m sober?”
The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.”
With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, “Hello, is Melvin there?”
The man answered, “There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial”.
“See,” said the father to his daughter. “That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch….”
The father dialed the number again. “Hello, is Melvin there?” asked the father.
“Now look here!” came the heated reply. “You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got lot of guts calling again!” The receiver slammed down hard.
The father turned to his daughter and said, “You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means.”
He dialed the same number, and when a violent voice roared, “Hello!”
The father calmly said, “Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?”
Aw, look at that dog. Cheer up, buddy.
ReplyDeleteLOL..thanks for the laugh :-)
ReplyDeletewe have the poor pup look by birth... its pays off LOL
ReplyDeleteYup, we use our big sad eyes to good effect!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for thr the laughs.
ReplyDeleteIt's the way we look at them!
ReplyDeleteRuby, no doubt yer pawrents would never ignore that sweet look you give them. And we are laughin' 'bout the support pup gittin' the good food!
ReplyDeleteYes, sad eyes work here too. Love the funnies, especially the last one!
ReplyDeleteLulu: "Ruby, that is a pretty epic guilt-the-parents look. I bet you got something good for it!"
ReplyDeleteAt night I give the kitties treats and Squeaker can get in front of the TV and look so very sad. Works every time.
ReplyDeleteHave a woof woof day and week, Ruby Rose. ♥
Madi was an expert at the no I'm not moving look
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
ruby…itz most lee….me…whooz gill tee ‼️‼️‼️😸. melvin 😸😸😸🐾🦋💚😸
ReplyDeleteHaha good ones :-D
ReplyDeleteRuby is too cute.
ReplyDeleteLove that last one.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Great funnies, thanks.
ReplyDeleteLink Linker the Stinker says to tell you he sits and stares at his food bowl and then stares as us. He does, too.
By the way, supposedly the kindergarten teacher of Harrison Ford’s son once asked him the same, “What does your daddy do for a living?” question and the tyke answered, “My daddy is an actor. Sometimes he plays the good guy and sometimes he plays the lawyer.”
If it’s not a true story, it should be!