- . I plan to continue to kick ass and take names in October. Then I'm going to sell those names to Russian bots. Those people will get endless phone calls about car insurance from failed rap stars.
- Finding a real sunny spot, a perfect sunny spot where the sun is just beaming down and all of its glow and warmth is in one puddle was the highlight of my week.
- Tis the season for putting up freaking 8-foot skeletons. Why the hell would someone put that in their yard? I thought it was a giant zombie apocalypse. For God's sakes, is that even cute? What is going on? Who has money? I thought we were having economy problems. I thought everyone was struggling. No, everyone's buying 70-foot skeletons to scare the crap out of little dogs. That's okay, I got their names. I'm selling them to Russian bots. Great news for them. Their transmission is covered.
- Though a lot of people like sex, I can't stand it. It has no desire to me. Not since that day they took me for the car ride and for my special operation. You think they're connected?
We are not fond of the oversized skeletons either. We much prefer pumpkins and lots of them!
ReplyDeleteRuby I agree with you totally on this sunny spot. And I too have no interest in the Tomcats that swing by my front door. Lynn will mail you a huge list, longer than the one she gives to Santa Claus, of people that you can put on the Russian phone list to get them off her back.
ReplyDeleteGo for it!
ReplyDeleteI don't like those big skeletons either.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this! Yes, there are way too many insurance ads from failed rap artists! I agree about the skeletons. You can make that so funny!! They are everywhere here, it is like it is almost mandatory in October!
ReplyDeleteO.K. the last comment about skeletons being mandatory in October was me, Ginny. Sometimes for no apparent reason Blogger makes me anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI love this. If I had a big yard, there would be giant skeletons.
ReplyDeleteThose were sure interesting and fun answers sweet Ruby!
ReplyDeleteFolks around here never take down their huge skeletons (scarecrows, werewolves, etc. - !). Those beasties get dressed for each different season. I don't mind. It makes me look less eccentric, which is a real challenge. Be well!
ReplyDeleteThank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. I don't mind the skeletons in other people's yards, but I don't want one. XO
ReplyDeleteGenial. Te mando un beso.
ReplyDeleteRuby, there are horse skeletons, big dog and little dog ones, alien baby ones, rats, and more.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a new religion?
Ha ha... the car drive and the sex drive link is interesting.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the skeletons. Although, I think this year many of them are being put up by people who bought them in previous years.
ReplyDeleteOh my, the skeletons are the thing to have in the garden so I'm told. I don't see any down here though as we don't do Halloween as much as some countries do.
ReplyDeleteI don't see many skeletons around my part of town, but last year the twins mum had a good display, with one even running a lawnmower over a scarecrow.
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL!!!! #1 OMC MOL MOL MOL !!! Mew are too funny!!! Happy Sunday sweeties! š¾š»š¾š»š¾
ReplyDeleteI used to get into decorating for Halloween. Not anymore.
ReplyDeleteOur Mom likes looking at all the Halloween decorations in people's yards. But she said she would never spend all that money on those things. Yes, Ruby Rose, we think those two things you asked about ARE connected, BOL! It does make life easier though. XOX Xena and my pack
ReplyDeleteExcellent fill-ins and I’m not a fan of the skeletons, either.
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, our Dada says you must be here to kick ass and chew bubblegum ... And you're all out of bubblegum."
ReplyDeleteI plan to watch a bunch of horror movies and shows in October! (but not decorate). But the highlight of my week was a delicious French crepe for brunch the other day!
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