It is time for Friday Fill-ins. Ruby's fill-ins are in blue
I have been beautiful for a while now, and I couldn't stop it if I tried. Anything with a screen, except perhaps a window, bores me
Not paying attention to me for five minutes straight is my main criticism of the job my parents are doing. If I threw a Halloween party, it would include many gifts for me, the biggest one would be from you and the card inside would say f thank you for being a friend. Actually, I wouldn't throw a party for me, and here are my reasons. Why throw a party for yourself? Are you that pathetic? Are you that old? Are you that golden? You gotta throw a party for yourself? And not only do you throw your party for yourself, but yourself is the guest of honor. And you expect gifts. So if you had a party and you invited me over, the biggest gift would be for me, and the card inside would say, "Get over yourself." I'm grumpy now. I'm going to bed. P
But you do deserve a party!!
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby, you really made me laugh! 😂❤️ You certainly know how to make your feelings known, especially when it comes to getting the attention you deserve! I love your attitude, even when you're feeling a little grumpy. And honestly, being beautiful is a full-time job, so I think you've earned a good nap! Sending lots of love and cuddles from the Czech Republic! 🐾💕
ReplyDeleteKeep on being beautiful.
ReplyDeleteEveryone deserves a party for themself. Do it, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteRuby, I am unhappy when the screen to my catio is closed and no one close to open it! And of course you are bee-you-tee-full. We furry ones look so much better than hoomans. And I would give me a pawty after I hit a few keys on Chewy fur instant delivery, mol.
ReplyDeleteYour address pls RUBY. No pawty needed: happy to send you a card and a GIFT [can you believe it ... probably not ... I do fake news from time to time] But it will be a welcome gift, trust me, and the card will say you are beautiful and special and I want you as my BFF [that means best friend furever, not buttfriendfurever, get it?] ... so, as said, send said address. But wait, there's more. Send in the next 5 minutes, and we'll include at no extra charge a Gift With Purchase: a handy dandy plunger, what it's good for we've no idea, but valued at $109.99, free shipping. Just call 800-XXX-XXX0 in 4 minutes, 1 minute expired in the time it took to transcribe this. Sorry, it is now down to 3 minutes ...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yes, I agree with the others. Ruby - you deserve a party and should throw it yourself.
ReplyDeleteMaybe mama will throw a party for you :-))
ReplyDeleteThose were all good answers sweet Ruby!!!
ReplyDeleteRuby, your fill-ins were on the spot! Especially that first one. Yepper, I don't think I would be throwing a pawty for just little ol' me. I'd probably want to...but...I wouldn't. Too much trouble.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and throw a party - that would be great.
ReplyDeleteThank you for participating in the fill-ins. Very fun answers.
ReplyDeleteRuby, you are the bestest Ruby that ever was.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. I always like reading these.
ReplyDeleteThe part about needing attention every five minutes sounds exactly like a cat! 😸 And honestly, being beautiful is already a full-time job.
ReplyDeleteOMDs RUby I'm behind...but now caught up
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed your fill ins and as always your epic poem
Hugs cecilia
Thank you for the giggles, my dear. :D
ReplyDeleteOona: "You give your parents five whole minutes off at a time? That is more than Oona would do!"
ReplyDeleteYou will never be anything but beautiful and I like your ideas about parties.
ReplyDeleteVery special, Ruby.
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