Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don’t understand, Iwasn’t doing over the speed limit! What did you pull me over for?"
"Ma’am," the officer said, "You should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous".
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.
The officer, trying not to laugh, explains that 22 is the route number, not the speed limit. A little embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"Before I go Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone ok? These women seem badly shaken and haven’t said a word since I pulled you over."
"Oh! they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route142" …
When young, I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who said SPINE are doctors today.
The rest of us went to flight school
This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
"Why is my sister named "Cornflower"?
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
Heh. I bet there are people who have actually misread road signs like that. And you know nobody thought of SPINE first.
ReplyDeletelol. Love the first and last one...lol
ReplyDeleteRuby, the doggie with the cone got it right about the lamp. It probably had just been rewired, lol.
ReplyDeletethe lamp... oh myyyyyyy!!! bawhahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL you have the funniest funnies.
ReplyDeleteThose are really funny!
ReplyDeleteThose are funny - Love the first two.
ReplyDeleteRuby, for some reason I don't get the last one. BUT I did get the others and loved 'em.
ReplyDeleteThe dog is lifting its leg to "sign" the card -- urinating on things is how they sign them.
DeleteOnce again, you have given me such a laugh!!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Thank you, I'm glad I don't get a doggie card although I can see why you'd like one.
ReplyDeleteThat first one made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the giggles. Torn Rubber made me burst out laughing. Be well, my dear.
ReplyDeleteTorn Rubber... Was he the first born?
ReplyDeleteLindos memes. Buena semana. Te mando un beso.
ReplyDeletePeeing on the card...hahaha!
ReplyDelete🤣the rest of us went to flight school
ReplyDeleteLOL! You find the funniest things.
ReplyDeleteLulu: "She can't drive 55!"
ReplyDeleteLoved the Did you get fixed too one!
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