Tom and Billy got on the subway
They were together almost every day
“But not in a Gay way!”
Billy insisted but no one believed anything Billy did say
Then they were blessed when Fat Sol fell asleep and spilled his pizza
Which they could afford because they both shared a canceled visa
Billy tried to argue he had a case of financial amnesia
For which there is an operation that without medical insurance Billy could barely cover a puff of anesthesia.
And now on the subway floor was pizza that was free
And they both realized it was dirty
But free pizza was a reason to party
And they were both typical New Yorky
But if they were seen eating pizza off the subway floor
Behavior most people abhor
A great plan was called for
But the best they could come up with was sneaking bites when the crowd moved to the door
They paused for a second wondering if subway floor pizza would make them sick
But they believed free pizza could score them a chick.
So they planned to move quick
Somewhere their parents rued the process called zygotic
When the car stopped, and people began to move, the boys dove at
The slices like a pair of hungry acrobats
When they found under the seat where Fat Dom sat
A knife-wielding New York subway pizza rat
Billy, Tom and the Pizza Rat began fighting over the pizza like big, angry sparrows
When Fat Dom woke up and knew he had to save the pizza like he was a superhero
Fat Dom climbed on the seat and leaped towards the intruders like Eddie Guerrero
When he landed the train jumped the tracks and the ambulance driver transporting them to the hospital observed it was just another day in New York’s biggest borough
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