1.When it comes to making decisions, I choose fart over poop everytime because you don’t need to move to fart, and my non-opposable thumbs make me useless at cleaning up if I am wrong
2. Getting two treats because one parent didn’t tell the other I already had one was the highlight of my week.
3. I wish there was a Tutti Frutty truck that only sells treats for dogs in my local area.
4. Thanks to my long lost ovaries , I don’t have to worry about going into heat in the summer. It is bad enough going into humidity.
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