Frank sat in his lawn chair
Eating peanut butter cracker by the square
When Jonathan L Seagull flew down and asked if he had any to sprare
And when Frank said no Jonathan responded "no fair"
ii
Jonathan L Seagull watched Frank it them all
On a bench outside the town line strip mall
And Jonathan thought "of all the gall"
If only they hadn't jailed his lawyer Better Call Saul
iii
Jonathan could not believe Frank could be so selfish
Like a pearl hoarding shellfish
He prepared revenge as a cold dish
And disaster for Frank he did wish
IV
A week ago Jonathan saw Frank on the boardwalk
Licking an ice cream cone and looking like a dork
It was time to put Jonathan’s revenge plan to work
And teach a lesson to the jerk
V
Jonathan swept down a stole the cone
Like a puppy stealing its big brother's bone
And flew off the parts unknown
Leaving Frank alone
VI
Jonathan landed began to eat hoping it was made of coco
But his experience was a bigger disaster than Fukuoka
Frank had picked a flavor most mediocre
It was frozen tapioca
VII
I am not satisfied is what Jonathan said
And he thought over what to do while lying in bed
Back to the boardwalk via air he did sped
And took a big poop on Frank's head
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