A man walks into a clock repair shop and the repairman is German and says: So? Vat sims to be ze problem?
It's my grandfather clock. It doesn't go 'tick- tock-tick-tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.
Mmm-Hm! I sink I can fix zis. Let me look inside. Ve haf vays of making you tock!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No, arthritis.'
There was a midget who joined a nudist colony but he was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business.
I love the Karma one. :)
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Fun stuff, thank you.
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ReplyDeleteIndeed these are all funny and you made me giggle, thanks!
ReplyDeleteI hope you'll like your new dwelling place.
Our Opa (grandpa) was a clockmaker by trade, but I don;'t think he ever had to deal with broken clocks like that one in your joke...he did have to scold the then governor's kids about climbing into the tall grandfather clock case, when he had to repair more than once because of that game they had played...and that was NO joke!
Thank you for the morning smiles, Ruby☺
ReplyDeleteNow that I've gotten back up into my chair and am able to type ... OMC, just too old for this ...
ReplyDeleteWe know where we want Karma to go and what we want Karma to take care of -
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H&K&W
Willow
Those are all pretty funny and some of the pictures are very cute.
ReplyDeleteMy gosh Ruby! You got on a run with these! FUN!
ReplyDeletethe Ginger and the Tuna cracked me up and may I never meet Karma
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Those were really good ones!
ReplyDeleteXena: OMD! Do you really think the wife killed her husband to eat him.
ReplyDeleteChia: They're tuna fish, why not?
Lulu: "Our Dada kind of winced at that second joke. I'm not really sure why ..."
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