She had not two breasts but three
And the middle one got in the way
So God performed surgery.
And Woman stood in front of God
With the middle breast in her hand
She said, “What can we do with the useless boob?”
And God created Man.
Viagara stolen. It’s in the news.
Hardened criminals on the loose
My mother turned 89
And much to our surprise
She decided to get outdoors
And started to exercise.
Mother walked ten miles a day
And now she’s 93.
Poor old mother, we don’t know
Where on earth she could be
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THose all made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteThose made me laugh, Ruby, especially the first! 😆
ReplyDeleteLove them all, but the first one is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and week, Ruby Rose. ♥
Those are all great funnies, Ruby.
ReplyDeleteOn a roll today, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteLove them all but especially the first one, Ruby☺
ReplyDeleteThose really made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI love the growth chart. :)
ReplyDeleteAh yes - the let me in so I can go back out is the classic DOG fun!
ReplyDeleteH&K&W
Willow
Heeheehee! Fun stuff, thank you.
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, Mama and Dada say this about me, whatever side of the door I'm on is the wrong one! They haven't yet hit on the obvious solution, which is to remove all the doors from the house ..."
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