Poetry Thursday

   

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Jonce again Angel Sammys and and Teddys Pawetatonc have challenged us to write a poem about the picture 

Al Horwitz worked pr for the stars

His top client was Snowy who was lately subpar

Snowy could never drive past a bar

And then Snowy would get in his car

Snowy was the world's most famous polar bear

Who said when coke and Pepsi you compare

You will surely become aware

That coke wins fair and square

Al also served as Snowy’s booker

But Al could not find an insurer

Since Snowy mistook a nun for a hooker

Took her to his room, covered her with then licked off powdered sugar

One night was the final straw

When drunk he made a driver from the seat withdraw

And tried to control a small luge with his giant paw

And ran down four members of the skiing family McGraw

The Coke people immediately fired him

And his future work looked grim

He had to pay a fortune to the victim

He lost his car, his boat and the house with the gym

But Al never lost hope

He sent Snowy to rehab so he could cope

He would not let the big white bear mope

And to casting agents he spoke

Then Al called with something he thought would make Snowy happy. 

He got Snowy a commercial with a jingle that was snappy

But Snowy was sad because the product he was endorsing was just nasty

And from this day on he would have to drink fracking Pepsi