A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I’m beautiful,’ which tense is it?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
it really is the trigger... chirpy chirpy cheep chep... any takers here? ;O))))
ReplyDeleteaarrgh, the chirpy cheep song! Who sang that?
Delete"Middle of the Road" thank you you tube.
DeleteLoved this!
ReplyDeleteBrightened my day!
Happy Monday!
I don't get the first one but the rest are funny.
ReplyDeleteGreat funnies, but I didn't get the first one either. Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep? noooo please don't do that to me!
ReplyDeleteOh heavens that last one with the elephant, that leaves me laughing for the rest of today.
ReplyDeleteGreat humour; thank you.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Java Bean: "Ayyy, no rectal thermometers please!!!"
ReplyDeleteI loved that last one with the poor little girl elephant. I too didn't get the first one. The chirp one..that was a hoot. the rest were too.
ReplyDeleteDog poop bags...hahaha!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles :-))
ReplyDeleteThese are good! :-D
ReplyDeleteHahaha, You find such great stuff! Thanks for sharing it!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, these are so funny.
ReplyDeleteThose were all fun!
ReplyDeleteThe pharmacist one still has me smiling and laughing.
ReplyDeleteThese are all funny.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Chirp!
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