It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals.
I know I am having a good day when MOMMY’S BACK, KNEE , FOOT, AND ANKLE HURT SO MUCH SHE TAKES ASPRIN, AND A PRESCRIPTION MUSCLE RELAXANT, THEN PASSES OUT WITH ME ON HER LAP WHERE I CAN GROOM MYSELF SO MUCH THAT WHEN MOMMY FINALLY WAKES UP HER LAP IS SO WET SHE THINKS SHE PEED HERSELF.
I have been told I SNORE when I am asleep. THIS INTELLIGENCE CAME FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS BIGFOOT HUNTERS ASSOCIATION WHO FOR MONTHS HEARD MY BUILDING SHAKING NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS AND THOUGHT THE WOUNDED SASQUATCH WAS CAUGHT IN A TRAP AND WAS BELLOWING IN PAIN.
A UNOPENED CAN OF DOG FOOD AND A PET UNFRIENDLY CAN OPENER makes me feel helpless.
I have a lot of confidence in my ability TO OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IF I CHOOSED TO DO SO BY STARING INTO THE EYES OF THOSE WHO CLOSED IT UNTIL THEY BROKE AND OPENED IT. WHAT WORKS FOR A TREAT SHALL WORK FOR A STRAIT.
Great answers, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteWe all know the power of animals. Humans on the other hand, well let's just not go there. We're sorry on one side but laughing on the other about Mommy waking up with a wet lap.
ReplyDeleteLOL@first one...you must have tired your mom out terribly, Ruby.
ReplyDeleteThose were all good answers sweet Ruby!
ReplyDelete...get going and open the Strait of Mormuz!
ReplyDeleteRuby, what are we going to do with you?
ReplyDeleteAwwww Ruby Rose you and mom are perfect nap buddies
ReplyDeleteI know she wakes up feeling better
Hugs Cecilia
Those are some fabulous fill ins! You made us laugh for sure!
ReplyDeleteI love these Ruby Rose, and please say hi to your dear mom from me :)
ReplyDeleteGood answers :-D
ReplyDeleteGet that Strait open, Ruby! I believe in you.
ReplyDeleteThis look like fun.
ReplyDeleteChaplin: "I also like it when our Mama has settled down on the sofa and won't be moving for a while, either because she's working with the laptop or because she fell asleep. As long as I have a nice warm lap, I'm happy!"
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