It’s Friday Fill In time. Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals
I would be willing to pay more for A KITTY TO JUMP NAKED OUT OF MY BIRTHDAY CAKE BUT I CAN’T GET ONE TO AGREE TO DO IT FOR MONTH OLD CAT NIP AND HALF A BAG OF TEMPTATIONS.
I refuse to spend money on BOTTLED WATER, GOD CREATED WATER AND PUT IT EVERYWHERE FOR PEOPLE TO DRINK, BUYING IT IS JUST LAZY.
MY GROOMING is chaotic. I HAVE A SMALL TONGUE AND HAVE TO BEND MYSELF INTO A PRETZEL TO LICK MY OWN ASS (BUT WHEN YOU MASTER LICKING YOUR OWN ASS YOU WILL HAVE NO REASON TO EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE).
A fun fact about me is I CAN LICK MY OWN ASS. (DON’T PRETEND YOU’RE NOT IMPRESSED.”
You are so right about water. If you are concerned about what junk they put in it at the water treatment plant, buy a good filter, but other than that, just drink plain water!
ReplyDeleteShow us a picture of you licking your a$$ please? :-)
ReplyDeleteMom thinks that bottled water taste flat and yucky. We have well water and it's the best! I can lick my own ass too, Ruby☺
ReplyDeletePrecious said to tell you she would jump out of a birthday cake if she could leave her gray onesie on.
ReplyDeleteRuby, we just don't know what to comment today!
ReplyDeleteHA! I am impressed!
ReplyDeleteHaha good answers. I cannot do number 4 lol! :-D
ReplyDeleteThank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. I prefer my well water.
ReplyDeleteHaha! You sure did a great job with these fill ins, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteThe birthday cake kitty cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteYour grooming confession is hilarious, though I think most of us will leave that skill to you.
Thanks for the giggles! 😸
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ReplyDeleteNow these are easily the best Friday Fill-Ins ever written! That birthday cake line is pure gold—you'd think half a bag of Temptations would buy you some better cooperation, but cats really do know their worth. And honestly, being able to twist into a pretzel and lick your own ass is a phenomenal party trick. Don't worry, we are all highly impressed! Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteRuby Rose another fun fact about you is that you have a most amazing
ReplyDeletefun personality and you make me laugh.
The only thing I can lick with my tongue is my lips
Hugs Cecilia
You are going to like my post about butt licking tomorrow - Styx (for Tigris, Styx and Lanie too)
ReplyDeleteI think kitties are always naked, cake or not.
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