Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Daddy's rising, Grandpop's falling, Mommy's napping

Wow, have we ever been busy lately. No lake vacations for these two pups. We've been working 24/7 trying to protect our family and our possessions.

We have made Daddy a lot better. Dr Pocket refuses to write him a letter so he can go back to work. We like having his lap home. But he's going to a human doctor to get the letter. Grrrrr.

On Wednesday Mommy went to "lunch" with the girls from work. When she got home she took a nap for two and a half hours. Mommy really loves her "lunch" with the girls, but her burps make me dizzy.

When she was there a man came to fix her windshield. Pocket sat on the back of the couch to supervise. I went upstairs to lay in the sun. she must have done a good job because she barked a lot. Plus the windshield came out nice.

Thursday we had the day off. Mommy took Daddy to the movies. They saw a movie called the Other Guys. I guess The Guys was sold out.

We thought we would have a restful day on Friday but wow did that not occur. Grandpop fell in his shower. He is alone since Nana went to the Bridge. Luckily he did not break much because he was neeked and humans who are neeked bounce. But he had fallen and he could not get up. So he scooched. I scooch too. Mommy doesn't like it when I scooch because I leave a mark on the rug. Guess if you live long enough you can scooch. He got to the phone, but get this, he landed so hard he knocked out his entire Verizon Network. That's why I have a Brigade. It is much more reliable then a network any day. So, he couldn't call Daddy, or his daughter, or even Moviephone, which is annoying when you don't know when your movie starts.

Grandpa pulled himself using the couch as support. He then went upstairs to get dressed. Stuff I don't understand about humans: The need to shave and wear clothes. If they didn't shave so much their fur would grow out and they wouldn't need clothes. And why didn't he bring his clothes and change them in the bathroom? That's what my humans do. They get dressed in the bathroom. Where do yours get dressed? Is this a question of the week? TMI?

So he got himself upstairs, came back down, found Nana's cell phone, and realized he had it charged on a wall switch that controlled the over head light so there was no Verizon network there either. Man, networks suck. He knew he had a friend coming over. Dr Crouteau. He's not a real doctor, he's a Bill Cosby doctor, without the pudding, yum yum yum.

So what happens to Grampy? And how does it effect the lives of your two favorite Yorkies, their Mommy and healing Daddy? Well you are just going to have to wait for part two because there is warm sun for me to lie in. Night night.