Welcome to Poetry Thursday
This week’s inspiration as provided by Angel Sammy and Teddy
Sandy, saw Luke walking home,
Carrying what she assumed was a great big bone.
Then to the heavens she did beg.
Please don’t let that be a leg.
She cried. “Luke, what did you do?”
Luke answered, “I just brought something home to chew.”
“But why did you bring the leg?” Sandy said.
He answered, “Because I couldn’t get a good bite on the head.”
She knew she had to find the appendage’s owner
And hope she could persuade them not to make Luke a goner
she remembered she used to baby sit
The neighborhood peg-legged pirate
With Luke by she side she knocked on the door
And saw the one legged pirate letting out a roar
He threatened to go to the police because his leg was taken
And Luke’s soul would be forsaken
But Sandy said he would not be doing anything shady
Because the leg he was using belonged to a lady