There are certain times a day, or things that occur during the day, that I should get a treat. To mavke sure I don’t miss one I have written them down.
- When I am forced out of my warm bed, and put on the cold floor to start my day.
- When my parents take medication in the morning I get a treat.
- If anyone puts anything in their mouths I should have something edible placed in my mouth.
- When my parents sit down for breakfast, and my butt has been warmed from the floor grate, I get some treats.
- After I ate breakfast I got to my snuggle mat to self-soothe myself with a treat, a reward for eating that kibble.
- After Mommy showers, she feeds the washing machine with dirty clothes. If the washing machine eats, then I eat. I get a treat.
- At lunchtime, my parents have light faire, crackers, and cheese, and I get treats. If I don’t I stand on Mommy’s chest and won’t move, If I am not eating then no one is eating.
- If I go to the kitchen window, look out, and don’t see anything, I bark for whoever is there to show themselves. To get me to stop I get a treat.
- If I go to the kitchen window I see something outside and bark at it to go to sleep I get a treat.
- If I walk into the kitchen determined to bark at something, and my parents want silence, I get a treat.
- If I follow one of my parents into the pantry or bedroom and am not quick enough to follow them out the door, so I get stuck in there, for upwards of a minute before they realize I am missing, and after freeing me I get a treat.
- When my Mom begins to make supper I get a treat.
- When my parents are eating I get treats,
- When I am eating my parents don’t get treats.
- To get in the recliner with my Mom at night I get a treat.
- When my parents have a little desert I get treats in my snuffle mat and tornado.
- When it is bedtime and my Dad is taking his pills I get a treat.
- I get a pig’s ear to chew at bedtime. It is not a treat. It'sv the severed body part of a pig who snitched on the cows. Don’t mess with the cows.
- When my half hour of ear chewing is done I get a treat.
- After that I am thirsty I get down, drink water, and stop by the snuggle mat for treats. Then I go to sleep and dream about treats,
It's a shame that you don't have many opportunities for a treat at your place sweet Ruby Rose!
ReplyDeleteMakes perfect sense to me!
ReplyDeleteOur day is similar to yours, but you seem to get lots more treats than we do, Ruby Rose.
ReplyDeleteYes, that sounds reasonable.
ReplyDeleteCan I come and live with you, Ruby? You get way more treats than I do!
ReplyDeleteA most excellent if demanding (on your human) set of situations! I love the washing machine treat given when it eats the clothes. But surely when it regurgitates them nice and clean you should give back your treat?
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful and treat filled week.
ERin
That would only be fair!
DeleteNice list...and good luck, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteRuby, you have it ALL down just the way you need it to be. Well trained parents. I have to tell you that #18 just about made mom not swallow her coffee right that she was sipping...and start that awful horking if she mis-swallows.
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