A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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ReplyDeleteOh my, Mrs H blushed so much at that man joke, and muttered something that I should cover my eyes and not on a Sunday, MOL
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I woke the dogs up with my loud laughing, and I also almost chol=ked on my coffee and fell off my chair.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Good one, Ruby☺
ReplyDeleteRuby Rose you are a funny girl
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Lulu: "Our Dada says his first run-in with those things was when he had to buy some in the video game 'Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards'. I feel like this is probably not something he should be admitting."
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