Sunday, August 31, 2025

Ruby's Sunday Funnies

 

A man walks into a clock repair shop and the repairman is German and says: So? Vat sims to be ze problem?
It's my grandfather clock. It doesn't go 'tick- tock-tick-tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.
Mmm-Hm! I sink I can fix zis. Let me look inside. Ve haf vays of making you tock!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No, arthritis.'

There was a midget who joined a nudist colony but he was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business.

12 comments:

  1. Heeheehee! Fun stuff, thank you.

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  2. Can hear us laughing? 😹 We appreciate your kind comments on Auntie Cecilia’s blog❣️

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  3. Indeed these are all funny and you made me giggle, thanks!
    I hope you'll like your new dwelling place.
    Our Opa (grandpa) was a clockmaker by trade, but I don;'t think he ever had to deal with broken clocks like that one in your joke...he did have to scold the then governor's kids about climbing into the tall grandfather clock case, when he had to repair more than once because of that game they had played...and that was NO joke!

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  4. Thank you for the morning smiles, Ruby☺

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  5. Now that I've gotten back up into my chair and am able to type ... OMC, just too old for this ...

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  6. We know where we want Karma to go and what we want Karma to take care of -
    Just sayin'

    H&K&W
    Willow

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  7. Those are all pretty funny and some of the pictures are very cute.

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  8. My gosh Ruby! You got on a run with these! FUN!

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  9. the Ginger and the Tuna cracked me up and may I never meet Karma
    Hugs Cecilia

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  10. Xena: OMD! Do you really think the wife killed her husband to eat him.
    Chia: They're tuna fish, why not?

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