Jimmy Meerkat got out of school early and was anxious to join his pack
But when he got home Jimmy saw a jackal named Jack
Going at it with his mother in the sack
And was taken aback
Jimmy immediately said he had to tell his dad
But his mother said that would make her mad
And makw his dad sad
And Jack said “you are married? Egad”.
Jimmy had been raised to tell the truth
And be the perfect youth
But he didn’t want to be a blabbermouth
And rip apart his family like the Lincolns and John Wilkes Booth
The weight of the truth brought Jimmy down
And his dad wanted to know why the frown
And Jimmy decided to stop fooling around
You tell his father his mom was the new queen of Ho town.
Before Jimmy could speak, his mother entered the room.
She asked him to come outside and her face was red as she did fume.
When away from his father, she told him. “I carried you in my womb..
And I will sweep you out of here like dust from my broom.”
Back with his dad he heard him ask what was for dinner and was told bug cake.
Timmy had an epiphany that hit him like an earthquake
.He looked at his mother with an expression like a sly rake
and said, I think from now on, we should all eat steak
Jimmy grew up that day as he saw his mom's face crack.
He had gained the upper hand, and they were never going back.
Soon he had steak for dinner, a car, a TV anda stereo system to play his new Euphoria soundtrack.
And from that day forward, his mother did not get jack.
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